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Inappropriate Thoughts I Have In The Shower
Showering is so boring. There, I said it. It is honestly one of the most boring things in the world. You do it, on a daily basis, cause you gotta do it, ON A DAILY BASIS, but damn, what a snoozefest. And so you have to entertain yourself somehow while you do it, don’t you?
… We’ve all had them. Those inappropriate thoughts you really shouldn’t have in the shower… You know the ones… Oh you don’t? Let me enlighten you.
Here are some of the thoughts I’ve had while taking a shower that are really, really inappropriate and really, really stupid.
Have fun.
Do dogs recognise police dogs are police dogs or just dogs?
You can’t tell me you haven’t thought about this. Do they know that a police dog is a police dog or do they just think it’s a dog? I’d like to know.
What exactly is the point of camping?
It makes no sense, at all. Why would anybody do that? Why would you leave your house, your perfectly well-adjusted house that has all the amneties you need, to go sleep on the ground in a rent, in the freezing cold, and risk getting killed, or a rash. It boggles. Who on earth came up with that?
